May 2012
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April 2012
homeophobic:
i love not being relevant because no one is ever mean to me and i am never on burn blogs
So I get on Facebook and see videos of girls twerking, then I remember why I don’t get on Facebook.
I went to the sleep tag expecting to see pictures of people sleeping. No.
Remember, oppa thinks about YOU when he masturbates.
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
quagslre:
sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
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reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
turncoatgodhead:
i got 99 problems but SUMMONING SATAN AIN'T ONE
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