homeophobic: i love not being relevant because no one is ever mean to me and i am never on burn blogs
So I get on Facebook and see videos of girls twerking, then I remember why I don’t get on Facebook.
I went to the sleep tag expecting to see pictures of people sleeping. No.
Remember, oppa thinks about YOU when he masturbates.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
quagslre: sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
turncoatgodhead: i got 99 problems but ＳＵＭＭＯＮＩＮＧ ＳＡＴＡＮ ＡＩＮ＇Ｔ ＯＮＥ